Words of Wisdom from Mr Thornton Melon

back to school Thornton Melon aphotostudent

Thank you, Dean Martin,

President Sinclair…

and members of the graduating class.

I have only one thing to say to you today…

it’s a jungle out there.

You gotta look out for number one.

But don’t step in number two.

And so, to all you graduates…

as you go out into the world

my advice to you is…

don’t go!

It’s rough out there.

Move back with your parents.

Let them worry about it.

Share/Save
This entry was posted in Random. Bookmark the permalink.

One Response to Words of Wisdom from Mr Thornton Melon

  1. i love this cos he looks like the guy from little nicky. nice pic 🙂

Comments are closed.